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Saturday, June 07, 2008

Top Ten Signs Your Summer Camp Counselor Is Nuts
Tries to start campfire by rubbing two sticks of gum together
Wayne S., Germansville, PA
Adamant that the camp's customary anthem be replaced by the theme to "Sanford and Son"
Glenn M., Halifax, Nova Scotia
Two words: Calamine smoothies
Devon W., Grande Prairie, Alberta, Canada
Instead of using sunblock, he rubs mashed potatoes all over his body
Don L., Millington, TN
Spends more time talking to the squirrels than the campers
Gloria L., Portland, OR
First arts and crafts project: How to roll your own cigarettes
David V., North Providence, RI
Organized a scavenger hunt in his pants
Dan M., New York, NY
Wants you to hunt for the crystal skull
Chuck C., West Palm Beach, FL
Teaches you to build traps for that thing on Donald Trump's head
Bob N., Hermiston, OR
Shows kids how to waterboard their tentmates
Chuck M., Poland, OH
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