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Saturday, August 09, 2008

Top Ten Signs You're At a Bad Summer BBQ
The hamburger in your bun just winked at you
Steven D, Port St. Lucie, FL
Instead of grill marks on the meat you see tire marks
Gregory B, Deltona, FL
It's Taliban vs. Al-Qaeda in the volleyball game
Matt I, Brooklyn, NY
Lindsay Lohan won't stop complaining that she doesn't like meat
Nelson S, Torrance, CA
The host asks how "gamey" you like your squirrel
Charles C, Ogden, UT
The invitation says "BYOBBQ"
Greg V, Austin, TX
The guy cooking asks you want a thigh, leg or arm
Ron P, Elko, NV
The "grillmaster" is using his own sweat to baste the baby back ribs
Mark G, Mechanicsville, VA
No one could afford fuel for the grill
Zelman B, Dallas, TX
It's in February
Steve S, Tampa, FL
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