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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Tuesday, January 04, 2005
Top Ten Signs You're On A Bad Diet
You're not allowed to eat during months with an
"R" in them.
You're told to replace food with crack.
Company sent you a fun house mirror to make you look thinner.
It's a Dr. Phil diet and after 2 weeks you look exactly
like Dr. Phil.
You're sweating cottage cheese.
If you follow it faithfully, they promise you'll lose 2
pounds in the next 12 years.
You're only allowed to eat Ukranian foods rich in dioxin.
Sure you'll lose weight, but you're also a foot shorter.
It's the Atkins Diet--the Chet Atkins diet.
Youre ass has gone from Jennifer Lopez to Kirstie Alley.
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You're losing weight..but only from the left side of your body.
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You're told to eat five meals a day.....at the same time.
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You're only allowed to eat blue things....like toothpaste
and scope.
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You have to weigh yourself on a special scale that only
goes up 30 pounds.
Dave and Katie Couric Clear The Air After his "brain synapse misfiring" Dave calls Katie to discuss the John McCain incident.
