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Thursday, January 06, 2005
Top Ten Signs Your Boss Is Spying On You
Wherever you go you're followed by a potted plant in loafers.
The bracelet he gave you for Christmas beeps if you leave
your cubicle.
Office coffee has hint of hazelnut and sodium pentothal.
Your name:"Sam." Next to your parking spot:
"Reserved for the guy following Sam"
Find yourself getting tasered more than with previous bosses.
Your new secretary looks a lot like that chick from "Alias"
Instead of photos of wife and kids on his desk, he has a
photo of you sleeping.
When you're alone in the men's room, a voice tells you to
quit blocking the lens.
Boss critical of typos in your personal e-mails.
The fax machine just coughed.
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You sometimes see his mustache poking through air vent by
your desk.
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Asks to look at your phone so he knows what kind of
wiretap to buy.
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When you mention what time it is, he says, "Oh,
12:55---just like your ATM PIN!!"
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You lift the lid of the photocopier and find him crouched
inside, trying to look inconspicuous.
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Guy comes to your door and asks "Is this the office
where I'm supposed to install the hidden microphones?"
Dave and Katie Couric Clear The Air After his "brain synapse misfiring" Dave calls Katie to discuss the John McCain incident.
