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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Top Ten Proposed Changes At CBS News
Stories must be corroborated by at least two really strong hunches.
"Evening News" pre-show staff cocktail hour is
cancelled until further notice.
Reduce "60 Minutes" to more manageable 15-20 minutes.
Change division name from "CBS News" to
"CBS News-ish"
If anchor says anything inaccurate, earpiece delivers an
electric shock.
Conclude each story with comical "Boing" sound effect.
Instead of boring Middle East reports, more powerball drawings.
To play it safe, every "exclusive" story will be
about how tasty pecan pie is.
Not sure how, but make CBS News more like "C.S.I."
Use beer, cash and hookers to lure Tom Brokaw out of retirement.
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Fact-checking no longer optional.
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Put the word "News" in quotation marks.
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Replace Quija board with actual sources.
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Why change anything? It's going great!
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You know what people would love? A dog in a trenchcoat and
fedora-we'll call it "The Newshound"!
Dave and Katie Couric Clear The Air After his "brain synapse misfiring" Dave calls Katie to discuss the John McCain incident.
