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Friday, January 14, 2005
Top Ten Perks Of Being The New White House Dog
You're one of the few dogs that is smarter than his master.
Heart worm? I think Cheney's got a pill for that.
If you eat the President's briefing papers, it's not like
he'll notice.
"Miss Beazley" isn't half as ridiculous as "Condoleezza"
K-9 color blindness means you don't have to worry about
that terror chart crap.
Cannont be put in a kennel without approval of both the
House and Senate.
Rumsfeld smells like bacon.
Get the same high-quality leashes that are used on Abu
Ghraib prisoners.
At the rate Bush's Cabinet members are leaving, will be a
senior advisor in no time.
An owner who sleeps as much as you do!
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Higher security clearance than John Kerry.
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On the President's To-Do list, "Play with new
dog" comes before "Fix social security"
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Become first since Eisenhower to take a leak on Oval
Office carpet.
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Never have to fetch newspaper because President doesn't
read the paper.
Dave and Katie Couric Clear The Air After his "brain synapse misfiring" Dave calls Katie to discuss the John McCain incident.
