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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Friday, January 21, 2005
Top Ten Bush Goals For His Second Term
Fewer idiotic remarks; more hilarious pratfalls.
Add mother Barbara to Mount Rushmore.
Combine Nebraska and Kansas into new state: Nebransas.
Spice up boring state dinners with tasty fish sticks!
Improve communication skills from poor to fair.
Catch up on his "Smokey And The Bandit" collection.
Get Ray Stevens to write some funny lyrics for "Hail
To The Chief"
Ride every roller coaster in the country.
Install remote-activated button in Oval Office so he can
blow stuff up right from his desk!
Begin vote-rigging process for Jeb's White House run in 2008.
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Dave and Katie Couric Clear The Air After his "brain synapse misfiring" Dave calls Katie to discuss the John McCain incident.
