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Friday, February 04, 2005
Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear In A Huddle
"I hope this game ends soon--I'm parked at a
meter." Wide Receiver, Troy Brown
"I hope someone's Tivoing 'Desperate
Housewives'." Line Backer, Ted Johnson
"See you losers later--I just won the Iraqi election.
" Tackle, Matt Light
"Hey, I thought of another word that rhymes with
huddle--cuddle." Line Backer, Tedy Bruschi
"Does anyone else's helmet smell like egg
salad?" Line Backer, Rosevelt Colvin
"John Madden's hitting on your wife."
Line Backer, Mike Vrabel
"Oh my God, Leonardo Dicaprio is in the first row--I
think I'm gonna pass out." Line Backer, Larry Izzo
"The equipment manager screwed up, so we're all gonna
have to share a mouth guard." Line Backer,
Willie McGinest
"Hold Me." Wide Receiver, Deion Branch
"Since we live in Massachusetts we should think about
getting hitched." Kicker, Adam Vinatieri
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
