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Friday, February 11, 2005
Top Ten Signs You're In A Bad Relationship
You call her "sweetie" she calls you "that
guy whose food I'm poisoning."
You share the same prison cell.
I'm sleeping with your wife.
Your husband comes home with a new dress for you and
another one for himself.
You sleep in separate beds, in separate rooms, in separate
houses, in separate states.
He has spent the last three-and-a-half years fleeing from
cave to cave.
She watches "Desperate Housewives" for ideas on
how to cheat.
Your spouse is late for your anniversary because "the
gay bar didn't have a clock."
Her response to your marriage proposal: "I guess."
You married Star Jones.
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Thinking it might be nice to spend a little time apart,
you just took that job in Baghdad.
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Your chemistry resembles that of John Kerry and the nut
job ketchup lady.
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Your wedding song? "Lyin' Eyes"
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He put your life savings on the Jets.
Dave and Katie Couric Clear The Air After his "brain synapse misfiring" Dave calls Katie to discuss the John McCain incident.
