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Monday, February 14, 2005
Top Ten Things Overheard At The Grammys
"It's too bad Snoop Dog didn't win for best 'Izzle'."
"Special thanks to CBS for letting us
pre-empt...uh..whatever the hell it is they usually show at
this time."
"Here to perform with Green Day, please welcome
poisoned Ukranian President, Viktor Yushchenko."
"I didn't know the 'Z' in Jay-Z stood for 'Zellman'."
"They should give a Grammy to the artist whose CD is
easiest to open."
"If James Mallison doesn't win classical producer of
the year, this thing is fixed."
"Christina Aguilera's in her limo making Los Lonely
Boys a little less lonely."
"I like Bjork's new album, but her last one seemed Bjorkier."
"Coming up next, an illegal downloader will be beaten
to death by U2."
"What a surprise, Madonna's dressed like a slut."
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"The 47th annual Grammy awards are just as lame as
Grammys 1-46."
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"What the hell is Hoobastank?"
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"I can't believe John Kerry got snubbed again!"
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"Don't disturb Mr.Nicholson, he thinks it's a Laker's game."
Dave and Katie Couric Clear The Air After his "brain synapse misfiring" Dave calls Katie to discuss the John McCain incident.
