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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Wednesday, February 16, 2005
Top Ten Secrets To Winning The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show
When the judge examines your dog, "Accidentally"
leave a folded twenty tucked into the collar.
For a healthy, lustrous coat, add a raw egg to your toilet water.
Hard work, patience and a ridiculous amount of de-worming cream.
Feed large dogs well so they're not tempted to snack on Chihuahuas.
Snausages and Red Bull.
In case of emergency, always keep a spare dog in your pants.
Give your dog a flea bath, and while you're at it, give
yourself one.
(points to dog) This is actually two guys in a dog suit.
Tell the dog if she wins, she gets to be on Leno.
Ask Jose Canseco for some of that "high powered" kibble.
Dave and Katie Couric Clear The Air After his "brain synapse misfiring" Dave calls Katie to discuss the John McCain incident.
