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Friday, February 18, 2005
Top Ten Most Common Questions About The Gates
Why?
Twenty-five million for drapes?
Will it improve my cell phone reception?
When I get mugged by a guy hiding behind a giant curtained
arch, which city agency should I sue?
What's this I hear about filling up Central Park with Crisco?
Where do I report a gate-jacking?
This is a joke, right?
If you rearrange the letters in "Christo" you
can spell "Ostrich".
Would you describe this more as a colossal waste of money
or a colossal waste of time?
Is it urine-proof?
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Could someone please lift this collapsed 700-pund gate off me?
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How long until they'll all be covered in pigeon crap?
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Do I need to put my keys, change, and watch in a tray
before going through?
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Are they wide enough for Michael Moore to fit through?
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What's the best way to remove orange paint from my tounge?
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If I like the Central Park Gates, does it mean I'm gay?
Dave and Katie Couric Clear The Air After his "brain synapse misfiring" Dave calls Katie to discuss the John McCain incident.
