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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005
Top Ten Signs Your Team Won't Be Winning The NCAA Basketball Championship
Your top player scores 20 points a game, but most of them
are in the wrong basket.
You spend most of the game guarding the mascot.
Some of the players joined the team for the free headbands.
Instead of drinking Gatorade, team uses timeouts to moisturize.
Typical motivational speech: "Let's hurry this up so
we can shower."
The scorekeeper doesn't bother to turn on your half of the scoreboard.
In your region: North Carolina, Duke and the '98 Chicago Bulls.
You lead the conference in nosebleeds.
Team refuses to attend game beacuse they don't want to
miss a new episode of The George Lopez Show.
Players ask themselves, "What would the Knicks do?"
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Sorry, no Top Ten extras tonight!!!
Dave and Katie Couric Clear The Air After his "brain synapse misfiring" Dave calls Katie to discuss the John McCain incident.
