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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Thursday, March 31, 2005
Top Ten Signs You're Not Getting Enough Sleep
You always fall asleep on airplanes--and you're the pilot.
Can't even stay awake for the two minuntes it takes to
have sex.
You're so fatigued, you get winded chewing gum.
When asked to describe yourself, most people say
"Lethargic Sumbitch".
Your typical lunch: coffee grounds on whole wheat.
You schedule unnecessary surgery just for the three hours
of general anesthetic.
(Writers too tired to write number four)
You take naps at work--only problem, you sleep in the nude.
Duties as President limit you to a mere 11 hours a night.
You're beginning to think Michael Jackson might be innocent.
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Dave and Katie Couric Clear The Air After his "brain synapse misfiring" Dave calls Katie to discuss the John McCain incident.
