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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Friday, June 10, 2005
Top Ten Signs You've Got A Bad Summer Job
You have a 40-hour week schedule, but you only work Monday
and Tuesday
You greet customers by saying, "Hi, welcome to
Kenny's Rotting Shellfish Shack"
Interviewer asks if you know how to type, take dictation
and dispose of a body
Donald Trump hired you as apprentice in charge of checking
hairpiece for ticks
Sign in bathroom reads: Employees must wash manager
Asked if your sense of taste has been destroyed by the
asbestos yet
You're posing for "before" photos for diet
plans, dermatologists, and plastic surgery
The commissary's chowder is made form broiled wite-out
Employer contacts you daily via satellite phone from
undisclosed location in mountainous region of Afghanistan
Eight hours a day, Russell Crowe throws stuff at you.
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"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008 Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
