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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Top Ten Reasons Saddam Hussein Loves Doritos
Three-cornered chips remind him of the Sunni Triangle
Chemical Ali taught him how to convert the spicy powder
into a nerve agent
The "crunch" sounds like the breaking of a
dissident's bones
Pringles are for Kurds
They are corn chips of mass deliciousness
Goes perfectly with a tall glass of camel milk
Endorsed by his favorite late night television host,
Al-Asaad Muhammed Leno
"Cool ranch" flavor is a preview of the paradise
that awaits a martyr
When beard is full of orange crumbs, he can do hilarious
"Yosemite Saddam"
Delicious taste allows him to momentarily forget he'll
spend eternity in hell
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"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008 Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
