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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
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Thursday, June 30, 2005
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At A July Fourth Barbecue
"Beef is great, but squirrel's so much cheaper"
"Take a photo of me lighting this cigar with an M-80"
"To give it a little 'kick,' I put charcoal starter
in the punch"
"Oh God, Letterman's shirtless again"
I'd like to tell you why scientology is so important to me"
"Hey look, it's Earnest Borgnine--oh, sorry lady"
"All right, detainees, line up over here for your
gitmo-style powdered baked beans"
"I'm afraid the only fireworks tonight are between me
and your wife"
"My hot dog has a knuckle"
"I don't think that's mayonnaise in the cole slaw"
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"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008 Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
