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Tuesday, August 02, 2005
Top Ten Rafael Palmeiro Excuses
"Pete Rose bet me I wouldn't do it"
There wasn't a Starbucks around and I needed a quick
pick-me up"
"I enjoy the fresh minty flavor"
"Uhh, I lost it in the sun?"
"Somebody must've slipped something into my Viagra"
"Steroids illegal?! Since when?"
"Heard steroids give your mustache a glossy coat"
"Memory loss from steroid use made me forget I was on steroids"
" 'Roids rule, dude!"
"How am I supposed to keep track of every single
thing I stick up my ass?"
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