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Friday, August 05, 2005

Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is Spending Too Much Time On The Internet
  
Used to be called "Larry"--now calls himself "Larry dot com"
Every conversation turns into a sales pitch for low-interest morgage rates
On his wall, poster of Jonathan Schwartz, president and chief operating officer of sun microsystems
You call it a cold--he calls it being infected with spyware
Bought his prom date on eBay
Only thing on his iPod-- that dial-up modem connection sound
You found a stack of wired magazines underneath his bed
Sitting alone in a room has left him with the people skills of Dick Cheney
You have to move because he lost your house to an online casino
You catch him Googling himself
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