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Thursday, August 11, 2005

Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Travel Agent
  
Gets you cheap airfare then asks, "You know how to fly a 737, right?"
For best rate, you have to agree to a Saturday night stay with him
The itinerary shows you crossing the Pacific Ocean on Amtrak
Reserves you a great package for seven days and two nights
Laughs crazily when you say you're on a five-week working vacation
Books you on something called "Dulta Airlines"
Looks at you funny after hearing there's a "South" America
"Rental car" turns out to be a donkey with cupholders
No matter what your destination, you have a layover in Afghanistan
You say you want to see the world--she hands you two tickets to "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo"
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