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Friday, September 02, 2005
Top Ten Ways to Make the U.S. Open More Exciting
Losing player forced to eat can of balls
Every time a player grunts, they receive a 300-volt
electric shock
Lose a set, lose a finger
Make new surface molten hot lava
Every day, Pat Robertson gets to kill one player
Raise the price of a tuna wrap from 12 dollars to thirteen-fifty
One in every ten balls explodes on contact
Ferocious wolverine trapped in the net, slowly working its
way free
Eliminate coverage of matches, just keep camera on Maria Sharapova
Extra points awarded if you nail a ball boy in the nuts
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