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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Wednesday, September 07, 2005
Top Ten Signs You've Chosen the Wrong College
"First ten students are offered jobs as professors"
"Latin motto translates to 'I can't believe it's not butter'"
"'Kollege'" is spelled with a 'K'"
"All that's in library: paperback anthologies of 'Garfield'"
"The Dean's List salutes students who've slept with
the dean"
"All buildings covered with ivy...on the inside"
"You're constantly being acosted by Al Qaeda recruiters"
"'Philosophy' lectures are based on that day's Jerry
Springer Final Thought"
"Most notable alumnus? Fema director Michael Brown"
"You ask about the college endowment ...and the
admissions officer drops his pants"
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Sorry! No TopTen extras today
Dave and Katie Couric Clear The Air After his "brain synapse misfiring" Dave calls Katie to discuss the John McCain incident.
