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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Thursday, September 22, 2005
Top Ten Signs Your Airplane Is About To Go Bankrupt
"When boarding, gate attendant asks, 'You sure about this?'"
"200 passengers, 1 bag of peanuts"
"Instead of a pillow, you're told to rest your head
on the guy next to you"
"You notice your landing is being covered by the
local news"
"Flight is delayed until attendants finish shredding
important financial records"
"Comlimentary headsets are fifty bucks"
"Navigator uses the 1983 Hammond Road Atlas"
"Provides daily non-stop service from gate 54 to gate 53"
"Instead of feature films, passengers watch video of
co-pilot doing it"
"Pilots borrow money for cocktails"
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"There's a giant 'For Sale' sign in the cockpit window"
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"Upon landing, everyone in coach is aksed to stay
behind and clean up the plane"
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"Martha Stewart is unloading all her stock"
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"Pre-flight lottery decides which passenger gets the meal"
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"Pilots are only permitted to use radar on Tuesdays"
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008 Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
