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Monday, October 03, 2005
Top Ten Signs Your Supreme Court Pick Isn't Qualified
"Lost 10 grand yesterday in the 'case' of Jets vs. Ravens"
"Spends most of her time trying to fit the gavel into
her mouth"
"Her legal mentor: Oliver Wendell Redenbacher"
"Asks courtroom stenographer to, 'Quit that annoying tapping!'"
"Instead of Constitutional law books, consults set of
'Garfield' paperbacks"
"Keeps shouting, 'When does mama get to hang somebody?!'"
"When Scalia walks by, she pretends to cough and
says, 'Rogaine'"
"Authored the book: 'I'm Not Qualified to be a
Supreme Court Justice'"
"The closest thing to courtroom experience was being
an extra on 'Matlock'"
"Glowing letter of recommendation from former FEMA
director Michael Brown"
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"Shows up in blue terrycloth bathrobe saying, 'This
is the closest I had'"
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"Instead of attending law school, watched a lot of
'Night Court'"
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"Thinks gavels are for beating people until they
agree with you"
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"She got her law degree by 'clicking here' on an
internet pop-up advertisement"
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
