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Wednesday, October 05, 2005
Top Ten Signs Your Doctor Wants To Have Sex With You
"His name is Dr. Wilson--He hands you a prescription
for '1,000 mg. of Dr. Wilson'"
"He takes your pulse by holding your ass"
"Examining table has vibrate function"
"Before examination, turns the skeleton around so you
can be alone"
"Instead of anatomy chart, has life-size poster of
him in his underpants"
"You don't need a transplant, but he keeps offering
you his organ"
"Schedules next appointment for midnight in his van"
"Asks you to undress, then asks you to put on a
nurse's uniform"
"He diagnoses you with an 'acute lack of gettin' bizzay'"
"Says it's time for your injection, but he's not
holding a syringe"
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Sorry!! No Top Ten Extras Tonight
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
