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Friday, October 07, 2005
Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Buying The
Meat'Normous Sandwich
"How dangerous is four-digit cholesterol?"
"Am I comfortable using the word, 'meat'normous'?"
"Do I have $3.49 and a death wish?"
"Is that bigger than meat'gantic?"
"Does a massive coronary qualify as 'having it my way'?"
"Is this gonna spoil my breakfast dessert?"
"Should I ask my doctor about Lipitor?"
"Why do I have to sign a waiver?"
"Can I get it with egg whites?"
"Did Cheney like it?"
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Sorry!! No Top Ten Extras Today
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"Are 57,000 calories a lot for a sandwich?"
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"Should I tell my cardiologist to warm up the paddles?"
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"Would it kill 'em to toss a pancake on this baby?"
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"Will I endanger others when my heart explodes?"
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"Is my will up to date?"
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
