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TOP TEN LIST You know it, you love it, you can't live without it: the revolutionary comedy bit that won Dave the Nobel Peace Prize. Check out the latest Top Ten List here.
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TOP TEN CONTEST So you think you're as funny as Dave's writers? Or maybe you just enjoy wasting time at work? See if you've got the chops to win a great prize in our weekly Top Ten Contest.
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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Be Named The World's #1 Intellectual
"Words you use more than any other--'Pro' and 'Rasslin'"
"Twice last week you went through a carwash without a car"
"You once returned a hat because it didn't have instructions"
"Fearing Avian Flu, you traded in your Ford Thunderbird"
"All your awards are labeled 'Participant'"
"When asked the capital of Nebraska, you answer,
'Capital N'"
"Working in chemistry lab, you discovered that 'The
blue stuff is delicious'"
"You've been accused of lying through your tooth
(Sorry, that's a sign you might be a redneck)"
"Just put $50,000 on the Jets"
"You started a war in Iraq without an exit strategy"
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"You have trouble remembering which end of the fork
to hold"
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"You were rejected by those internet sites that sell
fake diplomas"
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"The only things you read are Snapple Cap Facts"
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"You have trouble following the plot of them
Craftmatic Adjustable Beds"
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"You love drinking from a hose...at the gas station"
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008 Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
