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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Top Ten Dumb Guy Tips For Avoiding The Bird Flu
"Before eating chicken, soak it in Lysol"
"Don't lick unfamiliar pigeons"
"Frighten birds by constantly meowing"
"Stay away from basketball great Larry Bird"
"Anti-bacterial smoothies"
"Move to a place where there are no birds, like the moon"
"Avoid birds that look like they're up to something"
"Go back to the old Y2K bunker, start drinking"
"Fill birdfeeder with Sucrets"
"If you have a chicken, check for swelling in the McNuggets"
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Dave and Katie Couric Clear The Air After his "brain synapse misfiring" Dave calls Katie to discuss the John McCain incident.
