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Thursday, November 03, 2005

Top Ten Ways CBS News Can Attract Younger Viewers
  
"Interviews start with, 'Sup, dawg?'"
"Once a month, Ashton Kutcher punks a world leader"
"Something bad happens in the world, anchor does a shot"
"Make '60 Minutes' stopwatch digital"
"Less about fighting in Middle East, more about fighting between Nick and Jessica"
"Spell news with a 'Z' - - The kids eat up crap like that"
"Get a drunk weatherman like 'The Today Show'
"Anyone who sits through an entire broadcast gets an Ipod"
"Anchor must deliver the news while fighting off a rattlesnake"
"Less frontin', more straight out trippin'"
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