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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Top Ten Questions Paris Hilton Asked Herself Before Buying A Monkey
"Does it go with my shoes?"
"Should I get the extended warranty that covers
replacement monkey parts?"
"Which species got the best rating from 'Consumer
Monkey Reports'?"
"Does Louis Vuitton make monkey-wear?"
"Will it get along with whatever wealthy twit I'm
currently engaged to?"
"If I don't buy this monkey, does that mean the
terrorists have won?"
"Will it get along with Lindsay Lohan's orangutan?"
"Should I consider leasing?"
"Can it be trained to hold a video camera?"
"Will I still want a monkey when I'm sober?"
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Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
