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Friday, November 18, 2005

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At A 7-11
  
"One soda, bag of chips - - $49.99"
"If you're here for the Al-Qaeda meeting, it's in the back"
"You ever done it in a grocer's freezer?"
"If the slurpee tastes like feet, that's me"
"What, no 'Penthouse' today Romeo?"
"You got a minute to talk about Scientology?"
I'm charging you an extra buck 'cuz you're ugly"
"The sexual tension between us is palpable"
"Remember me? I'm disgraced ex-FEMA head Michael Brown"
"Want a footlong? I bet you do"
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