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Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Top Ten Signs You're Too Fat
"Your belt size is 32 - - But you wear three of them"
"Every time you leave the house, people of Tokyo are alerted"
"You butter your margarine"
"Co-workers often ask if you were created by George Lucas"
"You are the actual Momma from 'Yo Momma's So Fat' jokes"
"Word you say most frequently: 'McGriddle'"
"NASA hopes to land on you by 2018"
"Every time there's a problem you think, 'What would
Emeril do?"
"When feeling down, friends remind you to 'Keep your
chins up'"
"You ask your wife to come to bed dressed like Sara Lee"
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Dave and Katie Couric Clear The Air After his "brain synapse misfiring" Dave calls Katie to discuss the John McCain incident.
