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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Top Ten New President Bush Strategies For Victory in Iraq
"Make an even larger 'Mission Accomplished' sign"
"Encourage Iraqis to settle their feud like Dave and Oprah"
"Put that go-getter Michael Brown in charge"
"Launch slogan, 'It's not Iraq, it's Weraq'"
"Just do whatever he did when he captured Osama"
"A little more vacation time at the ranch to clear
his head"
"Pack on a quick 30 pounds and trade places with Jeb"
"Wait, you mean it ain't going well?"
"Boost morale by doing his hilarious 'Locked Door' gag"
"Place Saddam back in power and tell him, 'It's your
problem now, dude'"
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"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008 Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
