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TOP TEN LIST You know it, you love it, you can't live without it: the revolutionary comedy bit that won Dave the Nobel Peace Prize. Check out the latest Top Ten List here.
TOP TEN ARCHIVES Old Top Ten Lists never die, they just get archived. The Top Ten Archives is searchable by date and keyword. Also, please note that the word "archives" contains the word "chives."
TOP TEN CONTEST So you think you're as funny as Dave's writers? Or maybe you just enjoy wasting time at work? See if you've got the chops to win a great prize in our weekly Top Ten Contest.
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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Monday, December 19, 2005
Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Be Named Time Magazine's
Person Of The Year
"Your biggest achievement this year was hooking up
your Tivo"
"You failed a paternity test on 'Maury'"
"The only award you've ever won is for eating your
weight in ribs"
"You were on the Robert Blake jury"
"Don't subscribe to 'Time', but you do flip through
'Hustler' at 7-Eleven"
"You were on the Michael Jackson Jury"
"Only compliment you got this year was some idiot
telling you you're doing 'a heck of a job'"
"You have Bill Gates' looks, Bill Gates' personality,
without Bill Gates' money"
"You donate your free time to hot tubbin' with whores"
"You did this" (Video Tape: Bush can't open door)
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"In high school, you were once voted 'Most likely to
choke on a pen cap'"
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"You invented bird flu"
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"Earlier this month you were named 'High Times'
person of the year"
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"You died in 1982"
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"You're the #1 innovator in the beercan helmet technology"
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"You're Dick Cheney's dietician"
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"Only accomplishment this year was winning 'Magnum
P.I.' lunch box on e-bay"
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"You don't read 'Time', but you did spend 2005 doing time"
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"You're often reffered to as 'the poor man's Tom Arnold'"
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008 Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
