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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Friday, January 06, 2006
Top Ten Signs Your Kitty Is A Genius
Meows in six languages
He's the only one in your family who could assemble your
Ikea coffee table
His whiskers are Bluetooth enabled
He only purrs when "Meet the Press" is on
Won 28 grand on "Jeopardy's Kitty Week"
He rigged it so he's got 10 lives
Earned the 2005 Nobel Prize in yarn-related sciences
Keeps putting the dog on Ebay
Not only calls 911 for you, also calls Z-100 whenever you
need your Aerosmith fix
Winces everytime he hears George W. Bush say, "Nuke-yoo-lar"
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Somehow the cat's eating lobster and your eating Tender Vittles
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This morning you saw Angelina Jolie crawling out of his cage
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Finishes the Cat Fancy crossword in under an hour
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He can sit, stand on his hind legs, and notarize documents
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He made twice your salary playing online poker
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Instead of playing with a ball of yarn, crochets a
Garfield throw pillow
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Scratches the Pythagorean theorem in the kitty litter
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
