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Monday, January 09, 2006
Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Applebee's
Waitress asks, "Would you like to hear about our
selection of half-finished meals?"
"Lo-cal Salad" consists of shredded straws and napkins
Walls are covered in whimsically framed health code violations
It's a dollar extra if you want your milk shake boneless
Coffee isn't bottomless, but the busboy is
Take-out delivery involves your address and a giant slingshot
All you hear from the kitchen is, "Here kitty, kitty, kitty"
Only dessert option is a packet of Sweet 'N Low
The chef just washed his hands...in your french onion soup
Waiter asks you to touch his riblets
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
