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Friday, January 20, 2006

Top Ten Questions On The Al Jazeera Anchor Application
  
"Have you worked for any propaganda organizations besides FOX News?"
"Would we need to provide you with a company camel?"
"If things don't work out, would you rather be shot or hanged?"
"Photos of Saddam in his underpants: news or entertainment?"
"Where do you see your beard in five years?"
"Are you willing to work with our cranky commentator, Ahmed Rooney?"
"Do you mind being paid in hummus?"
"Do you promise not to tell anyone we've been hiding Osama in the supply closet?"
"Can we put a hidden camera in your turban?"
"How many different languages can you say, 'Death to America'?"
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