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Friday, February 03, 2006

Top Ten Reasons I'm Looking Forward To The Olympics
  
I hear Italy has the best Olive Garden restaurant in the world
Olympics are an excellent predictor of who will win the Nobel Prize in snowboarding
I can't wait to spread global harmony through bad-ass whoops and kickers
I look forward to learning how to say "dude" in Italian
All the people who ever said I'd never never make a living as a snowboarder will get to see me on TV, still not making a living as a snowboarder
Provided the perfect excuse to get out of helping my buddy Hank move
The honor of competing with the world's greatest athletes...and the free tote bags
I could become a household name, just like 1998 snowboarding gold medalist Ross Rebagliati
I can't wait to do a half-flakie reverse wim-wam with a heelback spiral -- I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about
Bode Miller offered me a hundred bucks to be his designated driver
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