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Friday, March 03, 2006

Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat
  
Gets winded purring
Instead of trying to run from dogs, sits on them
The Maury people call every damn hour
Ears perk up whenever you mention Wendy's Free Fixin's Bar
He used 8 lives on heart attacks
Cat carrier is a Ford Escort
Richard Simmons' cat staged intervention
Can only wear cute sweaters from the Big and Tall Kitty Shop
Litter box so huge, it has nude bathing section
Instead of "meow" he says, "mayo"
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Picked up the phone and ordered Domino's

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People think it's a guy in a cat costume

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Prefers his catnip drenched in Ranch dressing

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Your dog is missing

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