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Monday, April 17, 2006

Top Ten Features Of President Bush's Bird Flu Pandemic Plan
  
Hang "Mission Accomplished" sign in every Kentucky Fried Chicken
Torture some Perdue employees until they talk
Scare birds away with giant radioactive kitties
Be on the lookout for any bird which looks "fluey"
Build wall along border so birds can't walk in from Mexico
Never leave the house, avoid human contact -- like Letterman
Tax cuts for the rich
C'mon, it's a Bush plan -- you actually think there's ten items?
If you see a bird, run like you're being chased by a tiger
Hang on until 2009 when it becomes Hillary's headache
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As he does with most big problems, let dad handle it

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Tell Americans everything is fine while secretly making arrangements to escape on rocket ship

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On-call 24/7 Cheney and his 12 gauge

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Any pigeon seen acting "funny" is brought to Gitmo for interrogation

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Add Col. Sanders to the axis of evil

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