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Thursday, May 11, 2006

Top Ten Reasons I Love Being Dave's Mom
(As presented by Dave's Mom)
  
When I see him on his show, I know he's not in jail
He gets me celebrity autographs which I sell on eBay
I don't have to wait for a table at Red Lobster
He lives 700 miles away
He keeps his mouth shut about my illegal cable box
He's too modest to mention his Olympic ice dancing medals
He sends me all the unclaimed items from the audience lost and found
It's nice that he looks older than I do
The crisp $10 bill I get on my birthday
Well, I honestly don't know if there are ten reasons
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