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Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Top Ten Signs You Have World Cup Fever
You change your name from Kenny to Pele
On tax return you list occupation: "Hooligan"
After you successfully toast an English muffin, you rip
off your shirt and run around the house
Whenever the mailman shows up you scream, 'MAAAAAAAAIIIILLLLLLLLL!"
Have a tattoo of Czech striker Pavel Nedved on your ass
You replace your hairpiece with chunk of sod from Wembley Stadium
Aches, a rash and vomiting - - I'm sorry, those are signs
you have Bird Flu
In accordance with league standards, you've inflated your
pants to 8.5 pounds per square inch
Every four years, you walk around in a Brandi Chastain
sports bra
You're not American
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Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
