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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
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Thursday, June 08, 2006
Top Ten Signs That Your Relationship Is Heading For A Break-Up
Wakes up, rolls over and says, "Damn, you're still here?"
She's just hired a pool boy...you don't have a pool
You call her "Honey," she calls you "Numb Nuts"
You overhear your wife on the phone saying,, "How
much to kill my husband?"
You come home to find her handling the UPS guy's package
You've started sleeping in separate beds, in separate
houses, in separate time zones
You're so unhappy together that the only thing that cheers
you up is seeing the hilarious new movie "The
Break-Up," now playing at a theater near you
You look back at the drunken, bottle-throwing fights as
"the good times"
At your backyard barbecue she refers to your best friend
as "Lover"......I mean "Larry"
Keeps asking, "Why can't you be more like Vince Vaughn?"
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Sorry, no Top Ten extras tonight!
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008 Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
