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Friday, June 30, 2006

Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Fireworks Display
  
What you call a fireworks display, the police call arson
Best part was when the bug zapper fell in the pool
Only celebrity they could get is the Geico lizard
Al Gore shuts it down because of atmosphere-warming sulfure emissions
It starts at noon
It's just a couple of guys yelling, "Ka-Boom!"
Finale of show: A stick of dynamite blows up your car
Fireworks form a colorful image of CNN personality Larry King
You're handed a program and a business card of several peronal injury attorneys
When you complain that it's over after an underwhelming two minutes, your wife says, "Tell me about it"
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