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Monday, July 10, 2006
Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Pirate Movie
Stars Johnny Depp's half-brother Kenny Depp
Most of the action takes place at a Long John Silver's in Harrisburg
It's two hours of Blackbeard and Redbeard checking each
other for ticks
Only piracy is the illegal distribution of Boz Scaggs
concert bootlegs
The lead pirate's catchphrase: "Arrrrrrt Garfunkel!"
The only pillaging is the six dollars the theater charges
for popcorn, am I right, ladies and gentlemen?
The parrot keeps saying, "This movie sucks"
Pirates stumble around because they wear two eyepatches
In climax, ship gets blown out of water by defective North
Korean missile
Hero is incapacitated after getting his swash caught in
his buckle
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Sorry, no Top Ten extras tonight!
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
