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Thursday, July 13, 2006

Top Ten Good Things About Having A Dog As Governor
  
Can easily diffuse a tense situation by rolling over and playing dead
Want a bill passed? Scratch his head
Only sexual scandal is with the leg of the couch
You get novelty deck of cards featuring state's most wanted fleas and ticks
First governor to wear a choke collar since McGreevey
All businesses closed during Westminster dog show
When he sticks his head out of the motorcade window, gives the impression he's a dog of the people
Would chase more tail than Clinton. Hello? Is this thing on?
Fun to watch him sniff visiting dignitaries
Easier to understand than Schwarzenegger
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