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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Monday, July 17, 2006
Top Ten Answers To The Question, "How Hot Is It?"
"It's so hot, Kim Jong-Il has been stockpiling
Italian ices"
"It's so hot, Star Jones has enjoyed getting the cold
shoulder from Barbara Walters"
"It's so hot, Kobe Bryant is only nailing girls who
work at Dairy Queen"
"It's so hot, Regis is hosting a new show called
'America's Got Heat Stroke'"
"It's so hot, President Bush told the sun to 'Stop
doing this sh**'"
"It's so hot, the terror alert level was raised to 'sweaty'"
"It's so hot, the writer passed out before he could
finish this joke"
"It's so hot, Osama Bin Laden was spotted in front of
the air conditioners at P.C. Richard"
"It's so hot, a disoriented Bill Clinton has been
hitting on Hillary"
"It's so hot, Barry Bonds is injecting Slurpees in
his ass"
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"It's so hot, Karl Rove has leaked the secret
identity of Mister Softee"
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"It's so hot, Dick Cheney is shooting old guys in the
face with a water gun"
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"It's so hot, illegal Mexicans are skipping the U.S.
and going to Canada"
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"It's so hot, Angelina Jolie is only adopting Eskimos"
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"It's so hot, Paris Hilton videotaped herself having
a three-way with Ben and Jerry"
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"It's so hot that guys on the subway are flashing to
keep cool"
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"It's so hot that 90% of tropical deforestation is
going toward building log flumes"
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"It's so hot that the G8 summit was held in Putin's
above ground pool"
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008 Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
