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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Top Ten Signs There's Trouble At The New York Times
  
Extensive coverage of recent fighting between the Israelis and the lesbians
Pages 2 through 20 are corrections of previous edition
Every sentence begins "So, like"
TV listings only for "Zorro"
Weather forecast reads "Look outside dumbass"
Multiple references to "President Gore"
Obituary includes list of people they wish were dead
Headlines fold over to create surprise Mad magazine-type hidden message
Restaurant critic recently gave IHOP four stars
Reporting that Oprah isn't gay, but Letterman is
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