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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Top Ten Floyd Landis Excuses
"High altitude in the Alps made daddy dizzy"
"Who can resist Balco's delicious 'spicy chipotle' flavor
"I was trying to impress Sheryl Crow"
"Uh...global warming?"
"The world hates Americans already, so does this
really matter?"
"French bastards must have dosed my quiche"
"Wanted to give 'New York Post' excuse to run
hilarious 'Fink Floyd' headline"
"Hulk no need excuse"
"Frankly, I'd rather be a disgrace than a loser"
"Screw you - - I'm Floyd ***damn Landis"
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"Always wanted to be in French newspaper under
headline 'Le Jackass'"
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"It's my dream to meet the ranking member of the
Government Reform Committee"
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"Next you'll tell me my bike's electric motor is illegal"
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"Am I honestly supposed to know what's in every
needle I inject in my ass?"
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"Had to redeem a BALCO gift certificate before it expired"
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"Shouldn't have drank from Barry Bonds' water bottle"
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"Thought 'steroids' was French for 'power bar'"
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008 Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
