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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Monday, August 14, 2006
Top Ten Mel Gibson Excuses
"Did I say 'Jews'? I meant Scientologists"
"Food poisoning from a bad knish"
"Uhh, hello? I'm famous"
"Shouldn't have been drinking with Hasselhoff"
"Any press is good press"
"I refer all questions to my Jew attorney"
"Tired of Britney Spears getting all the 'crazy
celebrity' attention"
"Oh like you've never gotten drunk and accidentally
said, 'Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world'?"
"Researching upcoming role as insane washed-up movie star"
"Hoping to be named People Magazine's 'Sexiest
Anti-Semite Alive'"
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Sorry, no Top Ten extras tonight!
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008 Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
